You are a soul. You are a mind. You are not fat. You have fat. You also have fingernails, but you aren’t fingernails, are you? You have hair, but you aren’t hair, are you? You have fat, but you are not fat. You are beautiful.
aw little Dave doesn’t know how to draw smuppets. he can draw dicks though..it’s kinda the same no? i bet it’s practically canon that the first thing Dave ever drew was a dick. and Bro was probably so proud he had to go secretly cry in the bathroom for a few minutes
anyway, i always figured Dave would have like the most disturbing children’s drawings ever
also, headcanon : Bro takes pictures of people’s butts and uses them as caller id pics