dONT BE A TEACHER IF U DON’T LIKE FUCKING KIDS????
this can be taken two ways
(Source: plnts, via hannibals-butt)
"Don’t ever compliment me by insulting other women. That’s not a compliment, it’s a competition none of us agreed to."
— "You’re not like other girls." Shut the fuck up. (via cutely-perverted)
(Source: escapedgoat, via jamie-the-cook)
what if ducks threw bread back at you
you’d have to duck
This expresses the English language pretty well
(Source: tyquil, via hannibals-butt)